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Japan Births Plunge To Lowest Level Ever Recorded As “Celibacy Syndrome” Takes Its Toll

Back in 2013 we asked “Why Have Young People In Japan Stopped Having Sex?” And while that might sound like nothing more than a clever headline intended for The Onion, it was prompted by a very serious survey conducted by the Japan Family Planning Association which found that 45% of Japanese women aged 16-24 and […]


Nikki Haley Holds “Friendship Party” For Countries That Supported US In UN Israel Vote

Though at first glance it sounds straight out of The Onion, Nikki Haley has formally invited the 64 countries who either voted 'against' or abstained (or just didn't show up) for Thursday's UN General Assembly vote on the Jerusalem resolution to a "friendship" party. Hours after Haley tweeted “We appreciate these countries for not falling to the irresponsible ways of the UN," […]


Dude Where’s My Troops? Pentagon Loses Track Of 44,000 Soldiers

"The spirit of this country is totally adverse to a large military force," said Thomas Jefferson in an 1807 letter to Chandler Price. And what would the nation's third president and principal author of the Declaration of Independence say of today's American "global force" deployed across the earth? America's "global military presence" is not hyperbole, but […]


Plexiglass Is Racist In Philadelphia

Not The Onion! Authored by Chris Menahan via InformationLiberation.com, According to Philadelphia 8th District Councilwoman Cindy Bass, shopkeepers protecting themselves with bulletproof plexiglass represents an "indignity" to her constituents and should therefore be banned. From Philly.com: For Jeff Liu, the thick plexiglass window that separates him from patrons at his Germantown beer deli, Kenny’s Seafood […]


Stockman: Debt, Taxes, Growth, And The GOP Con Job

Authored by David Stockman via Contra Corner blog, During more than four decades in Washington and on Wall Street it is quite possible that we never picked up any useful skills. But along the way we did unavoidably acquire what amounts to a survival tool in those fair precincts – namely, a nose for the con job. And what a […]


Stockman Slams “The Awesome Recovery” Narrative

Authored by David Stockman via Contra Corner blog, One of the great philosophers of recent times was surely Sgt. Easterhaus of "Hill Street Blues". As he assigned his men to their daily rounds in the crime infested streets of the Big Apple he always ended the precinct's morning call with his signature admonition: "Let's be carful […]


Spanish Government Blames Russian “Dezinformatsiya” Campaign For Catalan Uprising

No, not The Onion… In what is perhaps the least surprising tactic from the Spanish establishment, a government-backed research institute in Madrid has stated that Spain’s struggle to quash separatism in its Catalonia region was disrupted by Russian hackers agitating for a break-up, in a hallmark propaganda effort to fracture Europe. As Bloomberg reports, the […]


Friday Humor?: CNN Crafting Plans To Make You Pay For Their Digital News Service

Ever since November 8, 2016 when CNN reporters received the shock of their lives, their reporting has consisted pretty much of 24×7 coverage of the “Russian collusion” narrative…a narrative that looks increasingly like, as even their own Van Jones described it, “just a big nothingburger.” Now, as the Wall Street Journal notes today, CNN President […]


This Isn’t A Joke! The IRS Just Hired Equifax To Safeguard Taxpayer Data

Just hours after Equifax CEO Rick Smith wrapped up his testimony before the House Energy and Commerce committee – the first in a series of Congressional “fact-finding missions” about the hack – Politico reported that the IRS last week awarded the disgraced credit monitoring bureau with a $7.25 no-bid contract even as the company struggled […]


“We Are At War” – Morgan Freeman Is The Face Of The New “Committee To Investigate Russia”

Imagine this movie-script: a former KGB spy, angry at the collapse of his motherland, plots a course for revenge… narrates the ominous sounding voice of Morgan Freeman.  The hysteria continues, and this time Hollywood has been enlisted. No this is not The Onion, but yet another serious committee for serious people. Meet the "Committee to Investigate […]


What Happened To “What Happened”: Amazon Slashes Hillary’s Book Price 40% Before It Hits Shelves

Last Friday, in an attempt at humor, we shared a satirical note from The Onion suggesting that Hillary had already begun work on a follow-up book, entitled “What Also Happened,” intended to define precisely who was to blame for the failure of her first book, “What Happened.” Alas, if prices are any indicator of demand, […]


Friday Humor: Hillary Working On Second Book Casting Blame For Failure Of First

Fact or Fiction: CHAPPAQUA, NY – Saying it would provide a candid account of her experiences writing an unsuccessful tell-all, sources confirmed Thursday that Hillary Clinton is already working on a follow-up book casting blame for the failures of her previous memoir What Happened.     “From my agent negotiating that underwhelming deal with Simon […]


“Ole Miss Goes Bananas”: Dear Parents, How’s This For A $40K A Year Education?

What new college campus PC outrage could top ESPN's decision to remove an Asian announcer named Robert Lee from calling a UVA game? One might reasonably think, impossible! But campus snowflakes have done it again, and this time it's a single discarded banana peel which sent a college fraternity event hosting campus "leaders" into meltdown […]


Only In California: Sacramento To Pay Gang Bangers A Cash Stipend If They Stop Killing People

Authored by Mac Slavo via SHTFplan.com, You’re probably thinking this is a satirical report from The Onion. We thought so, too. But be assured it’s very real, as reported by Fox 40 Sacramento: After a violent weekend of suspected gang-related shootings, Tuesday the Sacramento City Council took action to reduce the bloodshed.   It approved […]


Only In California: Sacramento To Pay Gang Bangers If They Stop Killing People

Authored by Mac Slavo via SHTFplan.com, You’re probably thinking this is a satirical report from The Onion. We thought so, too. But be assured it’s very real, as reported by Fox 40 Sacramento: After a violent weekend of suspected gang-related shootings, Tuesday the Sacramento City Council took action to reduce the bloodshed.   It approved […]