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Man Who Delivered Gift-Wrapped Horseshit To Steven Mnuchin Compares Himself to Jesus

An LA County psychologist who thinks President Trump’s tax bill stinks to high heaven, compared himself to Jesus after admitting he delivered a gift-wrapped box of horseshit as a Christmas present to Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin. Robby Strong told AL.com he dropped off the box of horse manure at Mnuchin’s house as an “act of […]


Mystery Buyer Of ‘Most Expensive Apartment In Asia’ Revealed

A month ago, we highlighted a disturbing new record in the Hong Kong real-estate market – a market that received a ranking of “high” from Algebris Investment’s Alberto Gallo in his annual ranking of the world’s biggest asset bubbles. According to a report in the South China Morning Post, the record price per square foot […]


From Camo To ‘Lucky Charms’ – Tucker Carlson’s Hilarious List Of 100 “Racist” Things

Authored by Amber Athey via The Daily Caller, Fox News’ Tucker Carlson tweeted out Friday a hilarious list of 100 things people have deemed “racist” this year, and some of the entries are just unbelievable. The Daily Caller founder geared up for the list by telling his followers that “we live in revolutionary times” and […]


Nigeria, Venezuela, & USA – “We’re Worse Off Today Than 50 Years Ago”

Fifty years ago, the world was a very different place. PCs and smartphones were the stuff of Sci-Fi and numerous nations found themselves at crucial crossroads in their evolution. While Russia and US could arguably be back in another Cold War, Pew Research asked 43,000 around the world whether life is better (or worse) now […]


Fickle Fate as Proved by SNL

From the Slope of Hope: One of my favorite coffee table books is an anniversary retrospective of Saturday Night Live over the decades. In the volume is a picture of all the big-shots around the writer’s table. During each week, they all gather for a table read – – Lorne Michaels, the week’s host, the head writers, […]


Mexican Man Officially Granted Disabled Status For Having Giant Penis

A man from northern Mexico has been granted official disabled status because of his 18.9 inch penis believed to be the largest in the world after it was elongated with the use of weights. Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, is now receiving government handouts for his massive schlong, and refuses to have a reduction because he […]


3 Recent Free Speech Wins in Court: Free Tweets, Owning Words, and Offensive Trademarks

Via The Daily Bell From politically correct lies to government enforced silencing, and even insane public opinion, free speech is under attack. But sometimes, there is some good news coming out of the courts. Taking a case to the American court system is a bit like flipping a coin. Still, it is encouraging to see pro-free-speech rulings being handed […]


“Miss Germany” Mistress Sues Married Hedge-Funder: “Promised An Ostrich Farm, Gave Me An STD”

A 31-year-old former beauty queen is suing her married ex-beau, claiming the hedge fund manager gave her an STD and renegged on promises to leave his wife and buy his much-younger mistress a Ugandan ostrich farm. It’s hardly a surprise that a messy high-profile divorce with this many lewd details has garnered extensive coverage from […]


ESPN President Quits Due To “Substance Addiction”

Amid plummeting ratings, mass job cuts, and constant #resistance, ESPN President John Skipper has finally called it quits from running the so-called sports channel. Here is Skipper’s statement: Today I have resigned from my duties as President of ESPN. I have had a wonderful career at the Walt Disney Company and am grateful for the […]


NFL Network Exec Deletes Twitter Account After Graphic Conversations With Porn Stars Emerge

Earlier this week, the NFL Network and ESPN were rocked with a Harvey Weinstein-esque sexual misconduct allegation involving Hall of Famer Marshall Faulk and former Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb, and 3 other stars (See: NFL Network, ESPN Suspend Faulk, McNabb And 3 Other Stars After Sexual Harassment Lawsuit). Both networks said they are investigating the sexual allegations and […]


Stellar 3Y Auction: Highest Bid To Cover Since Sept 2015, Foreign Demand Surges

Unlike last month’s ugly 3Y auction, today’s just concluded sale of $24 billion in 3 year paper was stellar, stopping through the When Issued 1.934% by 0.2bps, a surge in buyside demand as the Bid to Cover jumped from 2.76 to 3.15, the highest since September 2015, while Indirect Bidders took down the most since […]


Holding On for Dear Life

From Slope of Hope: Checking the Bitcoin chart has, for me, become kind of like watching a huge auto wreck. Even though I have nothing to do with it, I just can’t stop looking. In the past 24 hours, three milestones have fallen away – – $13,000, then $14,000, and $15,000. Let’s just say $BTC owners have had […]


Secret Buyer Of $450 Million Leonardo Da Vinci Painting Revealed

Ever since someone paid a staggering, and record, $450 million for Leonardo Da Vinci’s “Salvator Mundi” at a Christie’s auction in November, the entire world has wanted to know just one thing: the identity of the buyer. To that end, we got a big clue this afternoon when Bloomberg reported that the Louvre Abu Dhabi […]


Time Reveals Its “Person Of The Year” Finalists

Time Magazine has released its list of finalists for 2017's "Person of the Year" issue – and what a list it is. After Trump criticized Time for informing him that he was in the running to win "Person of the Year" for the second year in a row – an honor last achieved by former […]


Campus Newspaper Editorial: “Your [White] DNA Is An Abomination”

Authored by Lauren Cooley via The Washington Examiner, A new opinion piece in a Texas State University student newspaper tells white students, “Your DNA is an Abomination.” “When I think of all the white people I have ever encountered – whether they’ve been professors, peers, lovers, friend, police officers, et cetera – there is perhaps […]